Possible names/quotes for independent gardening business

Evenin’ All,

Thinking of setting up my own gardening business (see post title i mean really do i have to spell it out for you folks? Ed. – Erm well yes actually Phil that’s the idea with blogging). Need a pun-derful company slogan that is original & witty without scaring off my primary custom…Hmmm this could be a looooong night. Brainwaves thus far:

Everyday cringe-inducing slogans seen aside those white ‘zippy rascal’ vans
Attractive birds are rarer nowadays but Phil the Gardener’s at the beak of his career!
Don’t leaf litter lying about – allow your garden to sprout!
Don’t get sluggish – enhance wildlife without any rubbish
Titchmarsh’s seeds are infertile compared to these…(liable for potential legal action)
What grows around has sprung abound (lamest pun by far & no musical attachment)

Rock & Roll lyrical puns (my possible Unique Selling Point)
All weeds are splaying so why not Give Trees A Chance? Bedding hard to dislodge
Hey Spade! Take a (garden) walk on the wild side – (Lou) Reed clearance as standard
If there’s a bushel in your hedgerow, don’t be alarmed now (Led Zep reference – Rockery fans welcome)
Get Yer Rocks On…& take off your plants (continuing on the landscaping theme)
Have you fought the lawn & the lawn won? My prices don’t CLASH!
Do you want your garden to be as green as your envious neighbour’s prying faces? (Perhaps a little too overly descriptive as a simile – poetically alienating. Could be possibly mistaken for some type of ‘Mood Goblin’ service)

And for the more urban ‘streetwise’ clientele at the exclusion of the elderly  
Dr. Greenthumb* – weedkiller puffin up on dat sensemilia
Mow down some suckers wit ma ride-on motor
BUSHES & HOES: eco-gardening’s got the styles dat grows

*a variant of the widely used (Green)fingers title taking cues from Cypress Hill. Alas when it comes to living plants using them as your inspiration model namesake is probably not the best thought-out idea

Any other ideas/sense of target market (p)references wholly appreciated as always…

P’s out

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